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“The time-turner was a very difficult invention for me, because it created as...”
– J.K. Rowling, July 2007 (via emmielovegood)
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cameronleahy: Conversation between wealthy businessman and homeless drunk lying in the gutter… Businessman: Pardon me, but you seem to be grabbing at my trousers. Drunk: Yes, I’m — I’m trying to climb up your leg. Businessman: Why, may I ask? Drunk: You may! You see the — the outline of your wallet is showing through the front of your pants, but I can’t seem to reach it. You’re so high up!...
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“A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.”
– Albert Einstein
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“There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.”
– Voldemort (via bymidnight)
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“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”
– Dumbledore (via bymidnight)
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“Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.”
– Dumbledore (via bymidnight)
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“Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.”
– Voldemort (via bymidnight)
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1. Started your own blog 2. Slept under the stars 3. Played in a band 4. Visited Hawaii and danced on a lava cliff with the roar of the Pacific below. 5. Watched a meteor shower 6. Given more than you can afford to charity 7. Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld 8. Climbed a mountain 9. Held a praying mantis 10. Sang a solo 11. Bungee jumped 12. Visited Paris 13. Watched a lightning storm at...
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“The Dark side is strong.”
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LolMoment (AVPM)
Bellatrix: ...complete control of the entire Wizarding World! How does that sound, my Lord? ...My Lord?
Voldemort: Ah, yeah. Gringotts... That's great, that's great. Polyjuice potion, oh it's very classic... I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
Bellatrix: Did you hear anything of my evil plan?
Voldemort: Well.. Um.. The details are a little fuzzy, but uh, you did have a very evil tone.
Bellatrix: He's all yours.
Voldemort: (babbles) Bellatrix come back! Don't be like this! Oh... (sighs) Now two people are mad at me!
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nigga can't go nowhere without a twilight bitch...
omegleshit: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hey You: what’s happening Stranger: just got back, from watching new moon!!!! :D You: oh, you DUMB FUCKING CUNT You: I CAN’T HAVE ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT ON OMEGLE WITHOUT SOME ACNE-FLECKED PRETEEN THROWING THEIR CAT AROUND OVER PISS MOON AND ITS FLOCK OF EMOTIONLESS ACTORS You: IF IT RESULTS TO CRUCIO, SO BE...
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voldemort is one of those people you don't watch...
omegleshit: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: oh, hello Stranger: whas up? :) You: nothing, really You: just finished a meeting with many of my devoted followers, least mentionable would be lucius malfoy who, fuck be my witness, actually hesitated in giving me his wand to kill harry potter You: i mean, were you not just sucking my dick last night or...
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