February 2010
January 2010
The time-turner was a very difficult invention for me, because it created as...
– J.K. Rowling, July 2007 (via emmielovegood)
cameronleahy:
Conversation between wealthy businessman and homeless drunk lying in the gutter…
Businessman: Pardon me, but you seem to be grabbing at my trousers.
Drunk: Yes, I’m — I’m trying to climb up your leg.
Businessman: Why, may I ask?
Drunk: You may! You see the — the outline of your wallet is showing through the front of your pants, but I can’t seem to reach it. You’re so high up!...
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.
– Albert Einstein
There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.
– Voldemort (via bymidnight)
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.
– Dumbledore (via bymidnight)
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.
– Dumbledore (via bymidnight)
Greatness inspires envy, envy engenders spite, spite spawns lies.
– Voldemort (via bymidnight)
1. Started your own blog 2. Slept under the stars 3. Played in a band 4. Visited Hawaii and danced on a lava cliff with the roar of the Pacific below. 5. Watched a meteor shower 6. Given more than you can afford to charity 7. Been to Disneyland/Disneyworld 8. Climbed a mountain 9. Held a praying mantis 10. Sang a solo 11. Bungee jumped 12. Visited Paris 13. Watched a lightning storm at...
The Dark side is strong.
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LolMoment (AVPM)
Bellatrix: ...complete control of the entire Wizarding World! How does that sound, my Lord? ...My Lord?
Voldemort: Ah, yeah. Gringotts... That's great, that's great. Polyjuice potion, oh it's very classic... I'm sorry, what are we talking about?
Bellatrix: Did you hear anything of my evil plan?
Voldemort: Well.. Um.. The details are a little fuzzy, but uh, you did have a very evil tone.
Bellatrix: He's all yours.
Voldemort: (babbles) Bellatrix come back! Don't be like this! Oh... (sighs) Now two people are mad at me!
nigga can't go nowhere without a twilight bitch...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: what’s happening
Stranger: just got back, from watching new moon!!!! :D
You: oh, you DUMB FUCKING CUNT
You: I CAN’T HAVE ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT ON OMEGLE WITHOUT SOME ACNE-FLECKED PRETEEN THROWING THEIR CAT AROUND OVER PISS MOON AND ITS FLOCK OF EMOTIONLESS ACTORS
You: IF IT RESULTS TO CRUCIO, SO BE...
voldemort is one of those people you don't watch...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: oh, hello
Stranger: whas up? :)
You: nothing, really
You: just finished a meeting with many of my devoted followers, least mentionable would be lucius malfoy who, fuck be my witness, actually hesitated in giving me his wand to kill harry potter
You: i mean, were you not just sucking my dick last night or...